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Jon Bon Jovi and Donald Trump are among those interested in buying the Buffalo Bills. If Bon Jovi buys the team, they'll be livin' on a prayer. If Trump buys it, they'll be livin' with the hair.
Johnny Manziel worked out for the Cleveland Browns on Saturday in College Station, Texas, ESPN reported. Officials apparently talked with Johnny Football and watched him throw a variety of passes. They are a little concerned he won't fit into the Browns culture since he didn't throw multiple interceptions in the workout.
NBA commissioner Adam Silver said raising the league's age minimum to 20 is a top priority for offseason rule changes. A majority of owners are in favor of it, despite the downside of creating a logjam at the University of Kentucky.
The NCAA's decision to loosen its rules regarding feeding student-athletes has received almost universal support. “If UConn wants to feed Shabazz (Napier) breakfast in bed every day, they can,” NCAA president Mark Emmert said. UConn's biology majors are encouraged to keep stocking up on Pop-Tarts.
Detroit Lions defensive end Ndamukong Suh has declined to attend the team's voluntary workouts, despite the fact it would allow him to get to know the new staff of coach Jim Caldwell. Suh probably believes he doesn't need the extra work since he has all those Super Bowl rings.
Miami (Ohio) University put up a statue of John Harbaugh to add to its statues of Miami alum who have excelled as coaches. In an interesting twist, the statue of Harbaugh could have coached the RedHawks last season and they would have finished with the same 0-12 record.
TNT analyst Charles Barkley called the Indiana Pacers “wussies” after their Game 1 playoff loss to the Atlanta Hawks. The Pacers responded by going to Pacers president Larry Bird and said, “Chucky's picking on us. Make him stop!”